Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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