i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
