It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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