PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
