let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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