Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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