We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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