I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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