Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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