Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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