whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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