Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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