So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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