He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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