My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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