Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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