I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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