remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I have post one night stand depression
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