Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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