My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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