in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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