When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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