i already hear my dad disowning me
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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