Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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