and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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