some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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