I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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