whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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