Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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