This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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