I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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