Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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