I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Ketchup is God's man juice
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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