..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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