? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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