She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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