I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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