I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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