shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You pole danced in your parka.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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