If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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