chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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