dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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