IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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