How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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