Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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