So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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