Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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