Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
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