The maid of honor just puked.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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