this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
True college students do jello shots in the library
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