i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
