Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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